Caturday Adventure – Part II – Zeuss Learns to Drive
Learning to Drive –
by Zeuss
After reading about Mia’s trip to the mall, it occurred to me that I didn’t know how to drive yet. After asking my humans why that was, the answer received was that I was too young to operate a motor vehicle.
“But my sister Mia knows how to drive,” I said. “We’re the exact same age.”
“Perhaps the laws are different in Florida,” retorted one of my humans. (The argumentative one.) “Different states have different driving laws.”
After researching laws regarding cats and driving, I was able to deduce there there was no legal driving age for cats. The humans had no retort to this fact, and my driving lesson commenced!
After getting comfortable behind the wheel, I was ready to learn. The first thing I was taught was how to sound the horn. It was very loud, louder than even Sandy’s barking!
I also learned how to adjust the radio, although I didn’t find the song that I like. (Shout out to Keyboard Cat!)
After adjusting my mirror, I was almost ready to go!
There was one last thing that I needed to learn. I asked about taking the roof off the truck; Mia drove a convertible to the mall and I wanted too as well. Unfortunately, I was told, this truck wasn’t capable of converting.
Who wants to drive a non-convertible?
Not me.
Rotflol Zeuss babe your truck needs a CATalytic converter!
Great pics >^,,^<
LOL… that’s funny CATachresis!! Zeuss is a character! No doubt about it!
Zeuss, you continue to amaze us! I’m certain that you are making Rolz very jealous and envious of your adventures and fame.
Hmmm…. yes, the would be true, except Rolz has no ambition whatsoever! Well, unless it involves lizards, but that’s an entirely different story!!
Zeuss, leave the driving to your chauffeur. That way you can chill in the back seat and drink champagne.
Layla… we like your style! Good thinking!
Oh Zeuss! We wanna go for a ride with you…convertible or not!! Just don’t drive like Toonces the Cat, okay?? We don’t wanna go off any cliffs!!
Sounds great Island Cats! We’ll have Zewss pick you up in an hour! He promises to behave when he drives and will stay away from the cliffs!
I’ll leave the driving to mom. People drive crazy here. MOL.
I’d like to know about your harness. I’ve never seen one like that and I think I’d like it better than the one I have.
Hi Pumpkin – we sent you an email, but in case any one else is interested, this is where Zeuss got his harness: http://www.hdw-inc.com/walkingjackets.htm
Well first I have to ask, Zeus, how will you reach the pedals? Second, Thank you Pumpkin for asking the question about the vest. I’m definitely getting one for my cats!
MOL Christine…. Zeuss is VERY clever – if any kitty can figure it out, it would be him! He also loves his harness and highly recommends it!