My Strange Week, Day 3
- Zee on the floor inspecting the packing supplies and Mia in the box.
Lovely, just lovely… I turn my back for one second and look what happened. All the mystery boxes that nobody seems to know anything about that I was going to return, have been OPENED by the cats and they have made a HUGE mess! Not to mention, they have been using my scissors again which I have told them over and over, they are not allowed to do…
They’re not even bothering to deny it at this point and are giving me the argument that they are cats, these are boxes, therefore they must be opened and jumped into. The need to climb in a box is a natural born instinct… Duh, and you call yourself an educated cat blogger, they seem to imply…
The ridiculous thing, they don’t even care what’s in the box. They have flung everything out onto the floor, just so they can do their “don’t I look cute sitting in an empty box thing.” (Yes)
Well, the damage is done. Now I have to keep the stuff and I am completely stressed out. It looks like nothing but cat items, which my spoiled cats need NONE of, so now I have to rack my brain to figure out what to do with it all – I’m claustrophobic enough as it is and I can barely get to my computer climbing over all this paraphernalia.
The cats are just staring at me with a bored look and are telling me to take a “chill pill.” Zee and Zoey claim that they will figure something out and take care of everything for me. Oh great, I feel so reassured now… I can only imagine what trickery and magic they have up their little paws…
Of course we cat´s must check out whats in efurry box that arrives to OUR home 😉
Yes, Kjelle! My cats have made that point very clear to me!!
Are you sure it’s safe to let them use scissors? I use my claws for stuff like that.
I’m sure it’s not safe, Chey. These holigans went behind my back and got them without asking… sigh… it’s been a rough week for me…
I have a sneaky suspicion that you know EXACTLY what you are going to do with everything!!!! (hehehe)……lovin’ it……BRILLIANT 🙂
Caren, I plead the 5th and have no clue what you are talking about…
This all sounds a little fishy to us too. So what was in the boxes. Those are pretty smart kitties. They knew it was for them. So get busy Mom and get those cats busy.
Marg, I’m glad you agree with me… these cats seem to be up to no good… I wish I could tell you what’s in the boxes, but I just don’t know. They went and squirreled everything away and I have no idea where they hid the stuff…
If Austin ever learns to use scissors, I’m putting him to work!!! Strike that, I’m putting him to work anyway!! lol Someone, I think, is boxing clever 😉
MEWHAHA! Zee and Zoey and their baby kits are pawsome! My Mom gets mad too when boxes show up addressed to me and/or she finds mysterious charges on her credit card statement! I don’t know why mew humans think we can’t do certain things or make important decisions on behalf of the household, like buy much needed treats, toys, beds, etc. Mew should be grateful mewz kitties have taken it upon themselves to order their own stuff Auntie Deb, now mew don’t have to be over stressed too. Mew see, this was all really done for MEWZ benefit- mew are one lucky human Mom to have such thoughtful and concerned kitties. Perhaps mew should reward them by telling them they can order themselves some Chesapeake Bay Crab Cakes, Alaskan Albacore Steaks, a carton full of Temptations?!?!
MEWHEEHEE! *shakes with laughter and runs off to order an auto-delivery shipment of Chinook Wild Salmon Loaves from the qvc.com app on her iPawPad*
Wow Ms. Phoebe!! I never thought of it that way…still, it seems kind of dangerous to encourage that kind of independence!! Chesapeake Bay Crab Cakes and Alaskan Albacore Steaks… my kitties are already so spoiled!! LOL – I sure did enjoy your response!!!! So clever and funny!
We concur with Ms. Phoebe. Cats may not have opposoble thumbs yet but we’re patient. We can wait but hurry up already! 🙂
Yes, Layla, cats can be incredibly patient… or incredibly impatient. Depends on which way the wind is blowing!!!!
Exploring every single box that they find is a moral imperative for every cat. Well, we don’t know that for sure, but it sure seems like it around here…
Hope you’re all well, Deb.
Hugs!
I think you are right, meowmeowmans. I am pretty sure I have seen it written in the “Official Cat By-Laws!”
Everything belongs to the cats first.
Of course, if a customer has brought work to be done, they are free to take that and also to take care of it.
Meow-ha-ha.
Bernadette – “Everything belongs to the cats first” – another solid cat by-law!!
I’m running with scissors! I’m running with scissors!
; ) Katie
Seriously Katie, you are completely incorrigible. Please put the scissors down and behave. Sigh… just how does your human keep up with you!??
Okay that’s freaky-scary. Faraday claims to be running with scissors All. The. Time. Are these cats all related to each other or something?!?
Sigh, Faraday… what is it with you darn cats and running with scissors? Stop. It. What’s next? Red Ryder BB Guns? You know, you can shoot your eye out with those things…
very scary…cats with scissors!! whoa!!…and a peep who orders useless cat stuff just so’s the cats can have boxes to look cute in…whoa….what planet is this???….I wanna go there! MOL, paw pats, Savannah
Hmmm… what planet indeed, Savannah!! This sure has been one bizarre week that just keeps getting stranger and stranger!!!