September 21, 2013
The FBI’s Most Wanted List – Feline Division
At Zee and Zoey’s we take cat crimes very seriously and in accordance with the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigations) we will prosecute violators to the fullest extent of the laws of our household. Since we have yet to catch any of our cats in the act of doing anything wrong, we don’t know what that actually means, but we do like the stern and authoritative tone of what we are saying. Our first perpetrator is a crafty one indeed… if you have any information to help us catch this femme feline fatale, we would greatly appreciate your help.
Stay tuned… there will be more of these bulletins to come in the months to follow…
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Uhoh…..being on the Most Wanted List is definitely something to meow about but I must confess that my Mom has a VERY old rattan chair in the basement that I find VERY suitable for clawing purposes so how can I blame Peanut for allegedly adding to the “character” of that rattan chair?? However in the interest of justice I shall keep my cat eyes open……and perhaps respect my rattan basement chair a bit more!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Sammy…we do so appreciate you keeping your eyes open, but somehow we doubt you would have the heart to tattle on Peanut…
MOL…For me, Kitties have never do anything wrong. We kitties are COD !
so I guess the punishment will be …Smoochie ; )
Have a lovely weekend
xox
Yes, Mr. Puddy – we give a lot of smoochie punishments at our house too!!
Very clever and creative post, Deb.
Glad you enjoyed it, Beverly!
OMC you are most definitely being framed!!
The Florida Furkids
Thank you Florida Furkids… I appreciate your support… xoxo from Peanut
I would never give Peanut for a **used** catnip mouse!
Texas
P.S.: er, how strong is the nip?
Gotta tell ya Texas, the nip is still pretty dang strong!!
Yikes! I sure am glad none of us do anything bad!!!
Of course Brian, just like us, you guys are all perfect!!
She went that way…. no… I mean she went this way…
Hmmm…. who’s side are you on, Toni?
What a cute post. Peanut you can hide out at my house.
Awww… thanks Sue… Peanut will keep that in mind!
Peanut you are innocent! I am sure of it!
Finally, a voice of reason!! Thank you Caren…. xoxox from Peanut!
Wow!!! What a cool chair-shaped scratching post!
; )
Right… why are the human’s so upset, Katie? Clearly it is a scratching post!
Uh oh, we may have a few criminals lurking in our house. Peanut is too cute to be guilty!
Oh dear, Layla… you can never be too careful with cats… they are quite the crafty and cunning bunch!
Is there any DNA evidence from hairs, saliva or claw sheaths or what about paw prints? It sounds like what you have against Peanut is purely circumstantial evidence. Not sure we’d turn her in to the authorities. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Wow… we had not even thought of that, Kitties Blue… DNA…hair…saliva…sounds kinda icky if you ask us. Maybe we’ll just turn a blind eye to this crime….
Uh oh! Are you sure that photo wasn’t photoshopped?? 😉
Well, there is always that possibility, Island Cats, but we swear on a stack of catnip that it wasn’t…
You have obviously been framed Peanut. Anyone can see you are incapable of performing such a dastardly deed.
THANK YOU for seeing the truth for what it really is, Flynn! Love from your friend, Peanut
Guilty, guilty, guilty
Wow CB, considering that you are part of the family, that seems a bit harsh. What was it, the fact that Peanut won’t leave you alone when you come to visit?!!! xoxoxo
It just so happens, Peenie (why does that sound dirty) that I’m a lawyer. I’ve successfuly defended Katie in her famous shoelace incident. Call me and CatNip9-3154 and we’ll meow.
CK… I have you on speed dial… every cat wrongly accused of a crime knows your the best lawyer in town… Meows from Peanut
Wait…PEENIE? (muffled snicker) Uhm, ahh… we mean to say…
that is FARADAY means to tell you that he sympathizes…” That’s what I keep telling the humans around HERE. I was FRAMED I tell you. FRAMED!”
Yeah Faraday… the Peenie name is a bit embarrassing… leave it to the stupid human to let the cat out of the bag..
The evidence is purely circumstantial … errr ….. Peenie! 😉 If CK can’t get you out with her winning arguments, then me and the boys will be over with crowbars and some nitro!! 😉
OMC, that was hysterical, Deb! I especially enjoyed Peanut’s plea. She does have a point or two. MOL
peanut….we noe a thing ore two bout de law N ewe iz guiltee un till proven innocent…its de rool…knot ta menshun ewe iz knot 12 feet tall like de wanted poster dee clarez……