{"id":742,"date":"2010-11-05T15:00:40","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T19:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=742"},"modified":"2010-11-06T15:32:03","modified_gmt":"2010-11-06T19:32:03","slug":"keep-your-enemies-close","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/keep-your-enemies-close\/","title":{"rendered":"Keep Your Enemies Close\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

Over the past few months, I’ve made a lot of friends.\u00a0 Most of these friends are humans, who I seem to always get along with.<\/p>\n

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I also have made a few animal friends, like Sandy the neighborhood dog \/ nomad…<\/p>\n

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\nI guess it’s obvious why I have a lot of friends, but you might be surprised to learn that I have a few enemies as well.\u00a0<\/p>\n

It’s true!<\/p>\n

“How can a 20 month-old cat have enemies?”, you may ask.\u00a0 Well, that’s your answer right there…<\/p>\n

I’M A CAT… and cats have enemies, both natural and learned.\u00a0 Makes sense, right?\u00a0 So, I’d like to write about two of my enemies- to give them some bad publicity.\u00a0 Perhaps it’s petty, or a bit… catty?\u00a0 I agree:)<\/p>\n

Since the day I arrived in Boston, I have had two enemies.\u00a0 The first nemesis I’ll mention is the Crowe.\u00a0 This Crowe lives in the same house as I do, but I rarely see him.\u00a0\u00a0 When he does come out of hiding, he’s soooooo annoying and loud.\u00a0 This Crowe sometimes comes into my loft and invades my space!\u00a0Other times I’ll hear him cawing from the next room, and when I go to investigate I’ll find the Crowe acting load and annoying, just picking a fight.\u00a0 And fight we do…<\/p>\n

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As you can see, the Crowe is no match for me. Yet, he’s persistent, and always up for a fight. I’m sure he’ll continue to antagonize me until I finally chase him off for good.<\/p>\n

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Do Crowes fly south for the winter?<\/p>\n

My second nemesis is who the humans refer to as “vacuum”, or vacuum cleaner.\u00a0 This machine\/robot\/beast is even louder than the Crowe, and nearly as bothersome.\u00a0 Vacuum appears every few days, loudly storming through the house doing who-knows-what.\u00a0 What purpose does this loud creature serve, other than to annoy?\u00a0Anyway, I’m not afraid of Vacuum, and I let him know this recently as it went about it’s troublesome pursuit.<\/object><\/p>\n

Neither the Crowe nor the vacuum seem to understand that I mean business, so the attacks will continue.\u00a0 The humans tend to find it amusing when I fight, but they always take my side, and I appreciate that.\u00a0 It’s another reason that I like humans so much, on top of procuring my food and drink.\u00a0 As long as the humans seem to approve, I’ll continue to protect them from our enemies!<\/p>\n

Til next time, thanks for reading!<\/p>\n

-Zeuss<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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