{"id":7025,"date":"2012-08-24T06:50:58","date_gmt":"2012-08-24T10:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=7025"},"modified":"2012-08-23T20:10:46","modified_gmt":"2012-08-24T00:10:46","slug":"campaign-headquarters-the-fur-is-flying-at-zee-zoeys-chronicle-connection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/campaign-headquarters-the-fur-is-flying-at-zee-zoeys-chronicle-connection\/","title":{"rendered":"Campaign Headquarters – The Fur is Flying at Zee & Zoey’s Chronicle Connection"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tact has never been Zoey's strong suit...<\/p><\/div>\n

Sigh\u2026 I knew it would happen sooner or later, but with Zoey, it usually tends to be sooner when it involves herself. The election. Yes, on the surface it would appear she and Zee are the benevolent hosts of the campaign, but truth be told, Zoey is quite miffed she is not allowed to be in the running\u2019s. I tried to explain to her as patiently as possible that it was a conflict of interest and her response to me is one I prefer not to repeat.<\/p>\n

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I told her how wonderful it is to be helping so many wonderful shelters and while she admits that is a good thing, she already rules our world with an iron paw and felt by default that she should be the unequivocal Cat Ruler of the World. Not to be disrespectful of the nominated Cat-idates, but end of subject in her opinion.<\/p>\n

It has nothing to do with Zee either. He quite possibly has no clue the election campaign has even started, as his napping schedule has been extremely full this summer. She scoffs at his lazy<\/del> good-natured attitude at not caring one whit that he is not running. They have been living together since 2008 and had four kittens out of wedlock. He has never once proposed marriage to her, so you can only imagine how she feels about him\u2026 hmpf. Who needs a man to rule the world \u2013 it\u2019s time for a female to step up to the plate, a leopard patterned female cat to be more precise\u2026<\/p>\n

After a bit of exhausting cajoling, I finally convinced her that she was in a far better position. She and Zee are like the beloved Brad and Angie of Hollywood and she should just bask in the glory and adoration of her fans and take all the credit for helping some very worthy shelters win some great prizes and donations. Running the world is stressful, thankless, and time consuming. She quickly came to her senses, daintily washed her petite little paws, and walked out of the room with her tail held high like the true diva she was meant to be\u2026<\/p>\n

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Please people, step back... You can look and shower her with gifts, but no photographs allowed unless you have a press pass...<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sigh\u2026 I knew it would happen sooner or later, but with Zoey, it usually tends to be sooner when it involves herself. The election. Yes, on the surface it would appear she and Zee are the benevolent hosts of the campaign, but truth be told, Zoey is quite miffed she is not allowed to be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7027,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[365,408],"tags":[414,418,279,30],"class_list":["post-7025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cat-humor","category-cat-ruler-2012-contest","tag-cat-ruler-of-the-world-contest","tag-election","tag-shelters","tag-zee-and-zoey"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Not-Happy.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7025"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7037,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7025\/revisions\/7037"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}