{"id":3946,"date":"2011-11-05T06:45:40","date_gmt":"2011-11-05T10:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=3946"},"modified":"2016-01-17T16:31:28","modified_gmt":"2016-01-17T21:31:28","slug":"reflections-from-a-fat-lazy-cat-on-a-couch-caturday-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/reflections-from-a-fat-lazy-cat-on-a-couch-caturday-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Reflections From a Fat, Lazy Cat on a Couch – Caturday Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Hi All! It\u2019s Harley here with another rendition of \u201cReflections From a Fat, Lazy Cat on a Couch.\u201d I can\u2019t help but notice my other cat-mates get themselves in a bit of a tizzy when they see a bird outside our living room window. Since the female human is obsessed with feeding them, these birds are pretty much within eyesight 24\/7 and no longer a rare and\u00a0random sighting.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Don\u2019t they get it by now? The birds are OUTSIDE and we are INSIDE. Yawn\u2026 I can just as easily see them from my comfortable spot on the couch and I\u2019m not about to get up just to act like a possessed lunatic with my tail twitching like a propeller thinking I am actually going to catch one of these things. Not to mention, I realize its instinct and all for us cats, but let\u2019s get real folks. The human slave feeds us EVERY SINGLE DAY. It\u2019s not like we need to catch our food for survival. Seriously, I might be lazy, but I\u2019m not stupid\u2026<\/p>\n

Well, that\u2019s enough energy exerted for the time being. I\u2019m back to doing what us cats really do best\u2026nap. Pleasant dreams until next time\u2026<\/p>\n