{"id":2665,"date":"2011-06-25T08:30:05","date_gmt":"2011-06-25T12:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=2665"},"modified":"2011-07-05T21:14:28","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T01:14:28","slug":"caturday-adventure-part-ii-zeuss-learns-to-drive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/caturday-adventure-part-ii-zeuss-learns-to-drive\/","title":{"rendered":"Caturday Adventure \u2013 Part II \u2013 Zeuss Learns to Drive"},"content":{"rendered":"

Learning to Drive –
\nby Zeuss<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>After reading about Mia’s trip to the mall<\/a>, it occurred to me that I didn’t know how to drive yet. After asking my humans why that was, the answer received was that I was too young to operate a motor vehicle.<\/p>\n

“But my sister Mia knows how to drive,” I said. “We’re the exact same age.”<\/p>\n

“Perhaps the laws are different in Florida,” retorted one of my humans. (The argumentative one.) “Different states have different driving laws.”<\/p>\n

After researching laws regarding cats and driving, I was able to deduce there there was no legal driving age for cats. The humans had no retort to this fact, and my driving lesson commenced!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>After getting comfortable behind the wheel, I was ready to learn. The first thing I was taught was how to sound the horn. It was very loud, louder than even Sandy’s barking!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\u00a0I also learned how to adjust the radio, although I didn’t find the song that I like. (Shout out to Keyboard Cat!)<\/p>\n

\u00a0After adjusting my mirror, I was almost ready to go!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>There was one last thing that I needed to learn. I asked about taking the roof off the truck; Mia drove a convertible to the mall and I wanted too as well. Unfortunately, I was told, this truck wasn’t capable of converting.<\/p>\n

Who wants to drive a non-convertible?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0Not me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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