{"id":20972,"date":"2023-01-15T01:10:19","date_gmt":"2023-01-15T06:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=20972"},"modified":"2024-04-22T09:33:41","modified_gmt":"2024-04-22T13:33:41","slug":"procatstinating-not-getting-things-done-and-feline-good-about-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/procatstinating-not-getting-things-done-and-feline-good-about-it\/","title":{"rendered":"ProCATstinating – Not Getting Things Done and Feline Good About It"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I\u2019m a highly goal-oriented, check-things-off-the-list-get-things-done kind of person. I\u2019m also a vegetarian with healthy eating habits. I don\u2019t smoke, and I try to get my 10,000 steps a day in, too. Because of that, I\u2019ve never been much on New Year resolutions, but this new year made me realize that despite some of my better habits, I\u2019m also great at proCATstinating about certain mundane things. For example, putting away laundry, unpacking suitcases, making the bed, and keeping the couch pillows and blankets in tidy order. Now, you caught me; I said proCATstinating, right?<\/p>\n

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Procrastinating is when you delay or postpone doing something, despite that many times, it\u2019s something simple or easy\u2026like immediately putting away your laundry after it comes out of the dryer. Why I hate specific simple tasks or have such an aversion to doing them right away is beyond me, but proCATstinating is when you use your cats as the reason or excuse why you can\u2019t do the thing you\u2019re procrastinating about. So, using the dry, clean laundry as an example, something in which all I need to do, depending on the articles of clothing, is put them in a drawer or hang them in the closet, through proCATstinating, it can go one of two ways:<\/p>\n

1. The dryer buzzes, and I immediately, like Pavlov hearing a bell, take the clothes out of the dryer and fold them. While still warm, I bring the pile to the bedroom and place them on the bed to be put away \u201cin a minute.\u201dA cat will jump onto the pile of clothes and settle in for a nap; as everyone knows, warm dryer clothes are a magnet for cats. The laundry can\u2019t be put away now and will remain on the bed for the rest of the day, regardless of whether the cat is still on the pile. When I go to bed that night, the clothes will either be moved to the top of my jewelry armoire, where they will sit for an unspecified amount of time, or they go into my closet, where I put them on a stool where they will then stay for an additional undetermined amount of time, but typically several days, before they are put away.<\/p>\n

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Look how happy Mia is. It would be inexcusable of me to move her.<\/p><\/div>\n

2. The dryer buzzes, and I ignore it, often for several hours and occasionally until the next day. Once I fold the cold, wrinkled laundry, I bring it into the bedroom. Sometimes, I put it on the bed, sometimes on the top of the armoire. Sometimes, I move it from the bed to the armoire.\u00a0 Eventually, it will go into the closet, sitting on a stool where it will stay for an undetermined amount of time, but usually several days before I put it away. Occasionally, it will go directly into the closet and onto the stool, foregoing the bed or armoire. I want to blame the cats for the delay, but they have no interest in my cold, wrinkled clothes and have no desire to enable my proCATstinating.<\/p>\n

Unpacking a suitcase runs a similar course. Once home from a trip, I could unpack the contents immediately. Instead, I leave the suitcase on the floor in the living room so the cats can sniff it and then sleep on top of it. They could nap for minutes or hours, but regardless of the duration, the suitcase will sit there for an unspecified amount of time. Then, after tripping over it several times, I\u2019ll move it to the bedroom where it will either land on top of my bed (where I sometimes even attempt to unpack it, but a cat or two will quickly claim it for naptime), or it makes its way into my closest where it remains \u201coutta sight, outta mind.\u201d This could be weeks because, let\u2019s be honest, how urgent is it for me to unpack my leopard cat ears and leopard pumps while working remotely at my day job for the government?<\/p>\n

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Well, now what? How am I supposed to unpack with two cats napping in my suitcase?<\/p><\/div>\n

Not making the bed is a no-brainer. If a cat sleeps on an unmade bed, no matter the circumstances, you never kick the cat(s) off the bed<\/strong>. That\u2019s basic cat knowledge 101, which goes hand in hand with the fact that if a cat sits in your chair, you don\u2019t move him. Instead, you get a different chair. Or you perch precariously on the edge of your chair, being careful not to disrupt him. And a cat on your lap? Under no circumstances, even with a full bladder, do you get up. So, in this instance, it\u2019s not proCATstinating per se, but just being a proper cat mom. And in my defense, it\u2019s not like anyone sees the unmade bed, so it begs the question: does it matter if it\u2019s made? Some people care; I\u2019m just not one of them.<\/p>\n

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Basic Cat 101 – if they’re sleeping on an unmade bed, you must not disturb them.<\/p><\/div>\n

Keeping the mountains of pillows and blankets on our couch looking tidy is a bit more complicated. I can quickly turn a blind eye to them being unfolded, rumpled, crumpled, or unfluffed, but not everyone else living in my house can. Thankfully, the cats spend a lot of time on the couch (hours and hours and hours). Disrupting them is out of the question. Obviously, proCATstinating is the only option.<\/p>\n

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I find the cluttered look of the couch very feline shabby-chic and wouldn’t change a thing.<\/p><\/div>\n

These are just examples of your basic “I don’t want to do chores” proCATstinating. The concept works well in other life arenas, too. Maybe you’re dragging your feet about writing a blog post. Or maybe you don’t feel like going online to pay some bills. If there’s a cat on your keyboard (which is highly likely), who are you to move him? And then there is even proCATstinating that doesn’t involve actual cats, but is cat-related,\u00a0 such as putting something off because you suddenly need to watch endless cat videos or go shopping for cat-themed sweatpants, which could take hours.<\/p>\n

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The poor little guy is completely tuckered out. It would be unthinkable to move him just because I need to write a blog post that has a deadline.<\/p><\/div>\n

The ultimate proCATstinating tool is the catch-all, “I’ve got a cat or cats on me, so I can’t get up to…” fill in the blank. That’s my favorite because it can be universally used to avoid doing anything.<\/p>\n

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This is an incredible moment from several years ago with Jazmine, Zee, Peanut, Rolz, Zoey, Kizmet, and Mia. There was no way I was going to get up for anything.<\/p><\/div>\n

So, there you have it. This is why my bad habits are justifiably excused by proCATstinating. What are some of your excuses for using your cats to get out of doing things?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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