{"id":16256,"date":"2016-01-22T00:10:05","date_gmt":"2016-01-22T05:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=16256"},"modified":"2016-01-21T16:53:36","modified_gmt":"2016-01-21T21:53:36","slug":"why-i-am-not-answering-questions-for-answer-your-cats-questions-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/why-i-am-not-answering-questions-for-answer-your-cats-questions-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I am Not Answering Questions for Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Answer<\/a>Today is Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day and I am taking a strong and defiant stance and not allowing it here. Instead, I am going to ask my cats a question, because I really need the answer to something. And before any fur starts to fly, let me assure you I am not being mean or unfair.<\/p>\n

My cats rule the roost 100%. There are no questions to answer for them. Whatever they want, they get. Whenever they want it, they get it. So what\u2019s to answer? Can we take up more room on your bed so you can\u2019t get comfortable? Of course my darlings. Can we sit in your office chair so you are forced to find other seating? Why yes, don\u2019t even bother to ask \u2013 whatever you want, I\u2019m here to serve your every whim and desire. I think you get the idea\u2026<\/p>\n

So what I\u2019d like to know, is that box, that really large and obtrusive one that’s in front of the TV armoire – you know the one, the one that came to the house about 4\u00a0months ago when we were asked to do a review of Katris<\/a> Cat Scratching Furniture. Could you let me know when you think it would possibly be okay to remove it from the living room and throw it away?<\/p>\n

\"Jazmine<\/a>

Oh look! A box for us! Thanks for the best gift ever!<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Cats<\/a>

Oh – there’s something inside the box! We’ll just pose here nice as can be! Isn’t this the best piece of scratching furniture ever!<\/p><\/div>\n

\"5.katris\"<\/a>

Okay! She’s not looking anymore… As you were!<\/p><\/div>\n

There are\u00a0a gazillion pet beds, cat trees, cat condos, cat pillows, cat baskets, and more that you can nap on, including the Katris scratcher. Is there a particular reason that box is your favorite? It\u2019s so banged up and worn out that the middle is permanently sagged from your weight.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s that? When I am going to give up my old, ratty pair of sweat pants that I wear nearly every day? Hmmm\u2026. You know what, the more I think of it, the more I realize just how much that box looks perfect right where it is!<\/p>\n

\"Katris<\/a>

Oh… Never mind… I get it. You needed a place for Angry Bird. Wouldn’t want to make him mad, would we? Let’s just keep the box where it is and consider the question sufficiently answered.<\/p><\/div>\n

How is it in your house today? Are you answering lots of questions for your cats?<\/p>\n

\"hearts\"<\/a><\/p>\n

If you enjoyed this post, please check out A Game of Katris and Mouse – Cat Scratching Furniture that is Fun and Practical<\/a>. It was my original review of the Katris product, as tested out by my willing and able feline family.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

For detailed information on why providing outlets for your cats to scratch is so important to their health and well-being, and why declawing can be so dangerous, please read Scratching the Surface on Declawing Cats and Trying to Uncover the Reality of Martha Stewart’s Opinion on the Controversial Subject<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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