{"id":1423,"date":"2011-01-07T15:00:43","date_gmt":"2011-01-07T20:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=1423"},"modified":"2011-01-07T17:48:13","modified_gmt":"2011-01-07T22:48:13","slug":"coupla-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/coupla-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Coupla\u2019 Things"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>2011.\u00a0 I’ve been seeing this written everywhere recently- in newspapers, on the internet, on the television.\u00a0 I know it’s a number, but how do you say it?\u00a0 Two-thousand eleven?\u00a0 Twenty eleven?\u00a0 Two zero one one?\u00a0 I like to know these things.<\/p>\n

Last month, a tree sprouted in the living room.\u00a0 It grew right out of the floor, and was covered with shiny leaves.\u00a0 Oddest tree that I have ever seen.\u00a0 Odder still, the humans didn’t seem to mind it there, even though humans don’t climb trees.\u00a0 (Even odder still, I DO CLIMB TREES, but I wasn’t allowed anywhere near this new tree!)\u00a0 For a few weeks the humans stored colored boxes under this tree.\u00a0 And then, just like the snow, one day the boxes are gone.\u00a0 I swear, just like that they disappeared, must have been while I was sleeping.\u00a0 The tree stuck around for a while longer, until last week.\u00a0 I presume the humans chopped it down; ever since the boxes left they didn’t seem to like the tree anymore.<\/p>\n

Snow.\u00a0 Where do you go?\u00a0 Seriously??????<\/p>\n

Turtles don’t talk, so I can’t just ask him, but I do know a little bit about turtles and I’m fairly certain that I have found one.\u00a0 Turtles are very slow and lazy, and they have a hard outer shell.\u00a0 Also, they are sometimes wet.\u00a0 For about two weeks now, a turtle has been sporadically hanging out in the living room.\u00a0 I don’t know where he comes from, or how he gets in.\u00a0 Also, I never see him leave.\u00a0 The humans have given him water to drink on occasion, but other than that he just sits there breathing.\u00a0 Very curious animal, the turtle.\u00a0 I haven’t yet made up my mind if we are friends or not.<\/p>\n

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Now, onto some serious business…<\/p>\n

I love meeting new animals.\u00a0 Humans are great, as are most canines.\u00a0 I don’t get to meet too many other felines (there aren’t as many cats living in Boston as there are in Florida), but the ones I have met have been pretty cool.\u00a0 However, at the risk of sounding hostile, I have to write that I’m not a fan of squirrels.\u00a0 I can’t explain why, it’s just true.\u00a0 I’m a cat, and squirrels are one of my natural adversaries, along with Crowes and vacuum cleaners…<\/p>\n

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Ever since January started, my home has been getting a visit from this certain squirrel.\u00a0 Nearly every day he comes to the back deck, and rather than making his presence known he just waits… until one of the humans see him.\u00a0 When they do, they go out to meet him and give him snacks.\u00a0 All this, while I sit and watch from the window!\u00a0 My humans, feeding mine enemy!\u00a0 How can they do this?\u00a0 Are they trying to piss me off?\u00a0 It’s working!
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\"\"<\/a>Shout out to my sisters Mia and Peanut.\u00a0 I’ve known for a while that Mia could write (Peanut told me), but she didn’t want everyone else to know.\u00a0 If someone could let Rolz know that I’m shouting out to him as well, that’d be great.\u00a0 Make you you explain to him what a shout out is when passing along the message.\u00a0 This last picture is for my sisters: it’s me doing my Rolz impression!<\/p>\n

\u00a0Happy New Year, everyone!<\/p>\n

-Zeuss<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

2011.\u00a0 I’ve been seeing this written everywhere recently- in newspapers, on the internet, on the television.\u00a0 I know it’s a number, but how do you say it?\u00a0 Two-thousand eleven?\u00a0 Twenty eleven?\u00a0 Two zero one one?\u00a0 I like to know these things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1101],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-videos","category-zeuss-catt"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1423"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1425,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423\/revisions\/1425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}