{"id":13486,"date":"2014-10-04T04:50:28","date_gmt":"2014-10-04T08:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=13486"},"modified":"2014-10-03T16:13:25","modified_gmt":"2014-10-03T20:13:25","slug":"when-cats-do-blog-posts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/when-cats-do-blog-posts\/","title":{"rendered":"When Cats Do Blog Posts…"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Zee-Jazmine\"<\/a>

“Hey Jazmine,” says Zee. “Wake up, I need a favor from you!”<\/p><\/div>\n

Hi y’all! Jazmine here! Zee just came to tell me that human Mom has a migraine and that I gotta wise up and do today’s blog post for her as a favor to him. Apparently a migraine makes Mom really grumpy which makes Zee grumpy too because he doesn’t like to see Mom suffering. He says that according to Mom, a migraine feels like having a crowbar inside your head, splitting it in half. Yikes… that doesn’t sound too nice at all and since she does feed us and scoop our litter, I guess filling in for her is the least I can do. I’m just gonna grab Mia and Rolz for some help since I’m kinda new to this blogging thing…<\/p>\n

\"MiaRolzJazmine\"<\/a>

Hey guys… so what should we blog about today… Huh… what the heck…<\/p><\/div>\n

\"JazmineLizard\"<\/a>

A lizard! Huh… what blog post?<\/p><\/div>\n

Sigh… human Mom here… That’s okay Jazmine… I appreciate your efforts but can understand how distracting a lizard must be… Not to worry… it’s the thought that counts!<\/p>\n

I do hope you all have a nice weekend and not to worry – I get migraines several times a year and it’s just something I have to deal with. Just going to try to take it easy on myself and lay low for a couple of days! For those of you that get migraines, you know what I mean… For those of you that don’t, count your blessings!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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