{"id":13078,"date":"2014-08-13T04:50:15","date_gmt":"2014-08-13T08:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=13078"},"modified":"2014-08-11T17:02:47","modified_gmt":"2014-08-11T21:02:47","slug":"hungry-cat-angry-bird-angry-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/hungry-cat-angry-bird-angry-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Hungry Cat.. Angry Bird… Angry Cat…"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"ToysZee2\"<\/a>

One can never plan too early for dinner, so Zee is looking through his host of toys to find one suitable to offer to the “I want to eat now Gods.”<\/p><\/div>\n

If you have a cat, chances are you have cat toys. Or, like in the case of my cats, hundreds of cat toys. I always assumed they had a basic purpose – to be a toy for the cat to play with. Naturally, as usual, I was proven wrong. Turns out in our house the toys have magical powers and are used as some sort of bartering system to bribe the Gods from above to do things for the cats. For example, a toy strategically placed by the back door is done so that eventually it will cause a powerful enough surge that the door will open, letting the cats go outside for an adventure (admittedly, the power of this toy rarely works but it doesn’t stop the cats from trying just in case!).<\/p>\n

The most powerful toy is one that can cause a food dish to be filled and apparently it really works, because without fail, at some point or another the FOOD DISHES WILL BE FILLED<\/strong>! Heavens only knows that if the cats don’t assist it this process we probably would never remember to feed them… Clearly the incessant meowing for 15 minutes prior to feeding time, the dizzying circling of them around my legs to let me know they are hungry, and the fact that THEY GET FED EVERY SINGLE DAY LIKE CLOCKWORK<\/strong> are not enough to make certain they will be fed.<\/p>\n

\"ZeeFood-Dish\"<\/a>

Zee looks completely perplexed… I put this dang Angry Bird in my food dish over an hour ago… why has it not been filled with food yet? Are the magic powers in this toy broken? Work Angry Bird, work!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you have a cat, chances are you have cat toys. Or, like in the case of my cats, hundreds of cat toys. I always assumed they had a basic purpose – to be a toy for the cat to play with. Naturally, as usual, I was proven wrong. Turns out in our house the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13080,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[365,1100],"tags":[869,339,287,1265,868],"class_list":["post-13078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cat-humor","category-wordless-wednesday","tag-angry-bird","tag-cat-humor","tag-cat-toys","tag-cats","tag-cats-eating"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t