{"id":13048,"date":"2014-08-09T04:50:33","date_gmt":"2014-08-09T08:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=13048"},"modified":"2014-08-09T07:13:49","modified_gmt":"2014-08-09T11:13:49","slug":"caturday-alone-again-naturally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/caturday-alone-again-naturally\/","title":{"rendered":"Caturday…Alone Again… Naturally…"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"JackieJazmine\"<\/a>

Ah… so far, so good, says Jazmine. Jackie is giving me loving scratches behind my ears and spoiling me just like I planned…<\/p><\/div>\n

Well, Jackie has been here for over a week and we thought our plans of having her give us extra loving, snuggles, treats, and playtime was under control. I mean really, what more could she possibly want than to spoil us kitties 24\/7? Hmmphffff…. turns out humans sure can be selfish… Can you believe it, Mom and Dad actually take Jackie out at all times of the day and night to do things with her… Things that DON’T INCLUDE US!<\/strong> We know… Shocking, right? Well, if you don’t believe us, just look at the pictures to follow…<\/p>\n

\"outside\"<\/a>

What???? Look… they’re LEAVING THE HOUSE AGAIN!! This is an outrage!!<\/p><\/div>\n

\"DebJackie2\"<\/a>

This was the night they abandoned us to go take a walk in town before stopping to get ice cream… We like ice cream, but did they ask us… No…. Just look at Mom and Jackie… could they look any happier? And how come when we want to go outside we just get yelled at and are told “no.”<\/p><\/div>\n

\"DebJackie1\"<\/a>

Here is a close-up of the happy traitors… Whatever… just wait until you see the gifts we left you in the litter box!!<\/p><\/div>\n

\"_DSC5775\"<\/a>

Seriously… you just woke up and now you’re going out and leaving us for the morning to go for a walk? What about our coffee? Who is going to make that?<\/p><\/div>\n

\"FernForestDebJackie1\"<\/a>

This is Mom and Jackie enjoying a nature trail walk… Had anyone bothered to ask us, we would have enjoyed going as well… Sigh… selfish, selfish humans…<\/p><\/div>\n

\"FernForestSpider\"<\/a>

Oh look what they found on their walk… a delicious… um… we mean delightful spider. Did they think to bring it home for us to eat… um.. we mean admire? No… of course not…<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Zoey-on-prowl\"<\/a>

Okay… perhaps we could forgive the ice cream run and the nature trail walk, but this, this is so upsetting that we can barely comment… Can you believe what Mom came home smelling like after the last time they left the house? Benedict Arnold, we tell you!<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Deb-dog2\"<\/a>

Yup… Hard to imagine, but Mom, Dad, and Jackie went to a DOG PARK just to enjoy the night hanging out with some friendly canines!! They didn’t even know these dogs, they just wanted to play with them!! This is Mom with a Rottweiler puppy… Could she look any happier?<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Deb-dog1\"<\/a>

Yup!! Turns out she could be happier!! Just look how over joyed she and that slobbery, silly puppy are!!<\/p><\/div>\n

Sigh… Being abandoned and neglected is horrible. If only we had something to do while they were gone. Huh? Who chimed in and said we nap 16 hours a day anyway? Always a smart-alec in the crowd!<\/p>\n

\"JackieJazmine2\"<\/a>

How dare they keep leaving us… Oh wait, never mind… I guess they do have time for us after all! Thank you for the warm and snuggly lap, Jackie!!<\/p><\/div>\n

So friends, how about you? Do your humans abandon you like ours do? Rumor has it that ours might go to the Zoo one of these days… Like we aren’t enough to look at…<\/p>\n

Happy Caturday all and as a side note, the Petties voting is finally over – for those of you that took time out of your days to vote for us, we truly appreciate it and thank you so very much!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, Jackie has been here for over a week and we thought our plans of having her give us extra loving, snuggles, treats, and playtime was under control. I mean really, what more could she possibly want than to spoil us kitties 24\/7? Hmmphffff…. turns out humans sure can be selfish… Can you believe it, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13050,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[365],"tags":[175,1265,867],"class_list":["post-13048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cat-humor","tag-cat-behavior","tag-cats","tag-cats-home-alone"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/outside.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13048"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13070,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13048\/revisions\/13070"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}