{"id":1267,"date":"2011-01-01T10:00:18","date_gmt":"2011-01-01T15:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=1267"},"modified":"2016-01-17T11:00:24","modified_gmt":"2016-01-17T16:00:24","slug":"mirror-mirror-on-the-wall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/mirror-mirror-on-the-wall\/","title":{"rendered":"Mirror Mirror on the Wall\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve all heard by now that my brother, Zeuss Catt, from Boston is a pretty big deal and quite famous now. Well, so what, who cares? I am going to be the first cat in our family to officially post on New Years Day and give you my very important opinion of the recent goings on with him.\u00a0 Yes, I am quite aware of his status \u2013 that\u2019s all any one ever talks about around here lately. He is a regular guest blogger on Mommy and Daddy\u2019s site and he got an article written about him in his local newspaper, along with a video of him playing in the snow. He has his own facebook page and twitter account. Well, to tell you the truth, I\u2019m sick of it and am going to set the record straight. Big deal. He played in the snow and can write. If anyone bothered to ask me, they would know that I can write too. I just don’t chose to do so. And we don\u2019t have snow in Florida, so how am I supposed to compete with that? Can Zeuss catch lizards all year long and dip his paws bravely in a swimming pool? I know I can. Plus, Zeuss has to wear a jacket and a leash when he goes outside like a baby. I don\u2019t need a jacket but I do need a leash. I used to be able to go for our outside adventures without a leash, but I was naughty and tried to jump over the fence and my humans got all hyper and upset at me and put a leash back on me. Mommy has a leash too, so I don\u2019t care. I want to be just like my Mommy. Plus\"\"<\/a>my leash is very pretty and I look\u00a0very trendy and stylish\u00a0wearing it. That’s what my human Mama told me and I believe her. All I was trying to do was catch a squirrel. Zeuss talks about squirrels all the time in his posts and no one yells at him. I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. Just because I’m\u00a0petite and dainty doesn’t mean I can’t be tough, because I really can be if I want to. Whatever\u2026<\/p>\n

Anyhow, my point is that I want to put an end to this once and for all and let you know that he\u2019s not the only cat in town. I\u2019m not only the prettiest cat in our family, but I\u2019m smart like Zeuss too and I want the world to know it. As far as my other brother, Rolz, well\u2026 I will admit Zeuss is smarter than him. I don\u2019t think Rolz even knows his alphabet and can barely count to three. He is really lazy and can be really annoying with his standoffish and rude behavior. The humans are constantly telling him how handsome he is and his ego is ridiculous. So what if he\u2019s good-looking? I just think he\u2019s really stupid \u2013 after he eats dinner, he digs the tile floor to bury some of his food for later. Everyone knows you can\u2019t dig a hole through tile. Glass windows and doors, yes, but tile floors, that\u2019s just so dumb. And Peanut, my sister, well, maybe she\u2019s smart. I really have no idea \u2013 all she ever does is act like a goof ball and look for lots of loving and attention. I don\u2019t like that. If I\u2019m ready to be petted, I\u2019ll let you know. I\u2019m quite shy and demure about things like that and I\u2019m not going to make a big sloppy fuss over it like her. I do have my standards, you know, and her needy behavior is really embarrassing and quite contradictory to the feline stereotype.<\/p>\n

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Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Fairest One of All? Me. As in Mia. Me. Me. Mia.<\/p><\/div>\n

Anyhow, thank you for listening. If I\u2019m in the mood, I will post again for you. I\u2019m not really sure right now.\u00a0I have a very busy schedule with napping, sunning, preening, and playing with my Daddy Zee. My Daddy is the best cat in the whole world and I love him so much. My Mommy is the best Mommy too and so pretty. I look more like her than any of my brothers and sisters. She is really smart and\u00a0 really brave. She growls to protect us all the time and I want to be just like her when I grow up. Right now I am the\u00a0Princess of\u00a0our house and\u00a0 the fairest cat in the land. I hope I get a tiara for my birthday, which is next month. I would look even prettier with a tiara.<\/p>\n

\u00a0I have to go now \u2013 my paws are tired from typing and I\u2019m very bored with this now and don\u2019t feel like doing this any more. Plus, I kind of snuck on the computer and I think my human Mom might get mad if she catches me \u2013 she\u2019s pretty uptight about her stuff and I didn\u2019t ask her permission. I also changed some of her boring passwords and accidentally deleted a file called \u201creally important stuff that should never be deleted.\u201d I\u2019m not really worried though \u2013 if I get in trouble, I\u2019m pretty sure I can blame everything on Peanut \u2013 everyone loves her so much that they could never get mad at her. I would blame Rolz, after all, he is totally clueless, but no one would believe he could use the computer or that he would even have the initiative to write (I like to use big\u00a0words), so that would be really stupid on my part.\"\"<\/a> Anyhow, even though I would never tell him, I really do love my big brother. He\u2019s really good at catching lizards and I love to snuggle next to him during nap time.\u00a0You can see in our picture together that he really is handsome – just don’t tell him I said so. Zeuss really is awesome too – I miss him and wish he could come and visit us. Maybe he could bring me a pink leash- that would be really cool and pink is my favorite color. Or maybe he could bring me a tiara. I love Peanut too \u2013 she is a lot of fun and very nice and\u00a0I like playing chase with her. But, I\u2019m still prettier than her.\u00a0\u00a0Happy New Year Everybody.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Love,<\/p>\n

Mia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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