{"id":11035,"date":"2013-11-23T04:50:27","date_gmt":"2013-11-23T09:50:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=11035"},"modified":"2013-11-22T20:15:16","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T01:15:16","slug":"when-cats-write-blog-posts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/when-cats-write-blog-posts\/","title":{"rendered":"When Cats Write Blog Posts…"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Weekend<\/a>

No sign of the female human… Let’s just get this blog post going without her!<\/p><\/div>\n

The female human has been so distracted lately that not even DaBird or a laser dot pen could get her attention so we took matters into our own paws and have decided to blog without her this weekend\u2026 As if she\u2019d even notice\u2026 We\u2019re on her beloved computer right now and she doesn\u2019t even realize it\u2026<\/p>\n

Hmmm, so what shall we meow about? Clearly we\u2019re not going to bore you with a long and rambling post like she normally does… Give us a few minutes and I’m sure we’ll come up with something…<\/p>\n

\"Zoey-&-Rolz-get-dinner\"<\/a>

Hey! Before we start writing, some breakfast if you don’t mind!<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Nap-time\"<\/a>

Whew! This is blogging thing is exhausting… Before we get the post going a nap is in order!<\/p><\/div>\n

\"squirrel\"<\/a>

Okay… That was a great nap… Now we can get crackin! Oh! Wait! Is that a squirrel?<\/p><\/div>\n

\"sun-puddle\"<\/a>

Now what were we doing? What… huh… oh, is that a sun puddle?<\/p><\/div>\n

\"snack\"<\/a>

Well clearly watching squirrels and rolling in sun puddles, err, we mean blogging, is hard work so now we need a snack break!<\/p><\/div>\n

\"toys\"<\/a>

Oh boy! That snack gave us a burst of energy! Surely a little play time isn’t a big deal…<\/p><\/div>\n

\"all-cats\"<\/a>

What were we doing before? Oh never mind, it can’t possibly be more important than lounging on this cat condo and looking beautiful…<\/p><\/div>\n

\"cat-on-keyboard\"<\/a>

Blog post? Oh yeah… I’ll get right on it…<\/p><\/div>\n

Ummm… okay, so never mind about the blog post… I guess we kinda got distracted too…<\/p>\n

Have a great Caturday and don’t forget that<\/em><\/span> \"SD_Product_Grouping_2013\"<\/a>if you want to win a gourmet gift basket of goodies for your cat, courtesy of Hill’s Science Diet that includes a 2 pound bag of Hill\u2019s Science Diet Adult Grain-Free dry food, a 6 can variety case of Hill\u2019s Science Diet\u00ae wet food, a bag of Hill\u2019s Science Diet Crunchy Creations Grain-Free with Chicken Treats, a cat bowl, and a place mat, all you need to do is<\/span> click this link<\/a> to leave a comment on our blog by midnight, EST, December 2nd. The contest is limited to the U.S. and you must leave your email address in the contact form or within the text of your comment to be eligible so that I can contact you for shipping details.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The female human has been so distracted lately that not even DaBird or a laser dot pen could get her attention so we took matters into our own paws and have decided to blog without her this weekend\u2026 As if she\u2019d even notice\u2026 We\u2019re on her beloved computer right now and she doesn\u2019t even realize […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":11036,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[365,492],"tags":[698,175,339,726,65,420],"class_list":["post-11035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cat-humor","category-product-reviews-contests-and-giveaways","tag-hills-science-diet","tag-cat-behavior","tag-cat-humor","tag-cats-blogging","tag-caturday","tag-giveaway"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Weekend-update.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11035"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11051,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11035\/revisions\/11051"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}