{"id":11004,"date":"2013-11-20T04:50:07","date_gmt":"2013-11-20T09:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/?p=11004"},"modified":"2013-11-20T08:20:42","modified_gmt":"2013-11-20T13:20:42","slug":"tour-de-cats-by-invitation-only-closet-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeezoey.com\/blog\/tour-de-cats-by-invitation-only-closet-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Tour de Cats: By Invitation Only – Closet Edition!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Shhh… It’s me, Zoey, and I’m not supposed to be in here, so today’s Tour de Cats has to be done quietly. Just walk lightly on your paws and no loud yowling or meowing so that I don’t get caught…<\/p>\n

I don’t know what the big deal with the closet is, but since the human Mom makes such an effort of keeping me and the other kitties out of it, of course we want to go in. It’s not like it’s a big deal or anything. Yeah, she makes some bogus claim about us getting cat hair on her work pants and ruining the sleeves of human Dad’s dress shirts with our sharp nails because we use them as a ladder to get to the top shelf where we knock stuff to the floor, but that’s her side of the story.<\/p>\n

Anyhow, she thought she had shut the door the other day, but of course she didn’t and so the minute she walked away, you guessed it, in we went! Here are the exclusive pictures and you can see for yourself that clearly us kitties are innocent of any wrong doing… Just look quickly before she catches on that we’re in here! Oh, and pardon the quality of the pictures, but I’m not really good with the camera yet, especially since I don’t have thumbs…<\/p>\n

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Up here! Can you see me? I’m sitting on human Dad’s clothes! He doesn’t like me up here so please don’t tell on me!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Can’t see me? Here’s a close up… Is that better? Does this look like a face that could cause trouble?<\/p><\/div>\n

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Oh no! Now Peanut is in here too!<\/p><\/div>\n

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What!? Now Rolz is in here too… Good thinking Rolz – stand up tall and they will think you are a pair of boots… Your landing strip eyes won’t give us away at all…<\/p><\/div>\n

Okay – the tour is almost over… I just want you to check out this mini video I made of Peanut and I checking out some of human Mom’s stuff… If you thought the quality of my pictures were bad, \u00a0the quality of this video is even worse! Oh well, not all of us can be pro’s with the camera like human Dad. That wasn’t too incriminating, was it? Oh wait… I see a scapegoat down below… Never mind, I’ll never get in trouble now!<\/p>\n

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Thanks Zee! Stay on the floor…When the humans find out the closet door is open they will blame you and will never know it was me all along!!<\/p><\/div>\n

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